Any stupid criminal stories you’d like to share?
by on Friday, April 9th, 2010 | 19 Comments
I was reading the newspaper (go ahead, make fun of me), and it said this dude reported to the police that his skateboard was stolen while he was robbing the convenience store. xD
This guy robbed a 7/11 store and forgot his wallet in the counter
I USED A SKULL TO SMOKE POT
Well there was one time a man robbed a bank but wore tree branches with leaves on his face to hopefully conceal his identity. It didn’t work.
NOPE IM GOOD
haha
once 2 women in flowery yellow sundresses walked into a bank and demanded all of the cash
CANT THINK OF ONE RIGHT NOW…
on worlds dumbest
there was a dude who robbed a store with a clear plastic bag on his face to hide his identity. IT’S SEE-THROUGH!
Someone went into a liquor store and handed the clerk a 20 for change and once he opened the cash drawer the crook stole the money in the register, but the register only has 15 dollars in it and crook forgot to take his 20 back from the clerk.
How would you even report that. i’d have one hell of a laugh!
some guy spray-painted his face gray as a disguise
In my town, someone broke into the house and decided to make himself Kraft Dinner.
I saw on the news the other day some man tried to rob a woman while she was washing her car, and she took the soap sprayer and aimed at him, and THAT sent him running away…
another one I saw the other day were a few guys stealing parts from a car. One of them accidentally dialed 911 while it was in his pocket and the police ended up finding out what was going on and tracked them down. Hahaha. He must feel like the biggest dumbass.
One guy dressed up like the Joker (from Batman) but his shoe fell off, his shoe was this fancy leather shoe so he went back to the police and asked,”Have you seen a fancy leather shoe?” He stole the shoe and he was running away from a bank robbery.
There’s a TV program out now about The Worlds Dumbest Criminals, and it’s pretty funny.
Haha dude that sucks for him.
God i love stupid people. XD
Ok i got a funny true story.
Me and two of my friends were out side the mall grinding the rail and this security guard comes out all mad and starts yelling at us to leave. We started laughing and just messing with him. My friend grabs his skateboard and starts skating circles around him, and the guards like. “young man, you need to leave right now.” So my friend gets off his board and says, “aww does some one need a hug?” and he walks over to him and goes to give him a hug. All of a sudden the security guard freaks out and maces him right in the face. Me and my friend go over to him and were just going to help him up, but the dumb guard decides we’re a threat to, so he maces all three of us. Hurt like hell, but i guess we deserved it. hahahaa
My husband is a police officer, and he had a funny situation that they still laugh about at the station.
There is a condo complex in the town where my husband works, and the condo complex has this pretty decorative pond on the grounds. There is also a woman who is mentally ill that lives in the complex that is always calling the police with crazy stories. The police are required to respond to all calls, so they show up when she calls, but it usually turns out to be something she’s imagined.
So this one day she calls the police and says that there’s a man in the pond at her complex trying to strangle a duck. My husband shows up, and starts walking towards the pond, and much to his surprise, a man walks out of the pond dressed in full scuba gear. My husband goes up to the man to ask him what the heck he was doing, and the man tells him that he just wanted to try out his new gear. He did deny hurting any ducks, and witnesses that were standing around the pond also comfirmed that he had not touched any of the ducks that were in the pond. (The ducks in the pond appeard to be undisturbed.) So it turned out the woman actually had half of the story right…there WAS a man in the pond, but he was not assaulting any wildlife.
What made the story even funnier, is the print-up they did in the local paper the next week in the “Police Activity” section. (The local paper puts brief overviews of calls the police recieve.)
“Officer X responded to Condo Complex X to a report of a man trying to strangle a duck.” We cut it out of the paper and saved it, because we thought it was so funny.
I worked in a Speedway store long ago when I was a teenager. I was working with this older Dude one night on midnight shift. Well, along about 12.15 this half drunk Preppy Dude rolls in, grabs a case of beer and trots up to the counter, so Dan (The other Dude I was working with) proceeds to inform the Guy that there are no beer sales after Midnight. Well this Dude don’t wan’t to take no for an answer, starts whipping out credit cards like He’s King —- and I guess We’re supposed to be impressed or something and sell Him the beer> Well Dan was a big Dude anyway and He just kept gettin madder, Dan just keeps explaining, can’t do it, can’t do it. And this Doofus just keeps going and going. Finally the Dude gets pissed, snaps, and throws a big cursing bitchyfit and storms out jumps in His car and goes tearing a-ss out of the parking lot hell bent for leather….
About 5 seconds later what do We hear?
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dumbass drove right into an electric pole, I just laughed and laughed.
About 20 years ago this guy tried to rob a house on my street. He got beat up by an old lady xD.
I love stupid criminal stories!!
I heard one a while back where this guy went in to rob a bank, handed the teller a note saying this was a stick-up, etc. He had used one of his own pre-printed deposit slips with his name and everything on the back of it to write the stick-up note. He wasn’t too hard to track down!
There was also one where someone robbed a bank and kept their getaway car running outside. When they got outside, they found they had locked their keys in their car…
lol!
Well I was watching some TV show about the world’s dumbest criminals and there was one that made me burst out laughing for his stupidity. Anyway, he was trying to climb up a liquor store, while it was closed, to enter through the roof. A security camera, from the inside,caught him as he fell from the roof..yeah he fell over some glass bottles, then he gets a cart and walks all over the store as if he were a customer…okay, afterward, he gets all the stuff he wants and tries to climb up once again to exit from where he entered (the roof). After falling many times he then tries to exit from the main entrance but it was locked and he couldn’t open it (he even tried using a ladder to open it) then he FINALLY realizes he’s locked inside so he decides to seat and wait for police to get there and get him…
Where do these people come from!?!