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		<title>Can i get a degree in Criminal Justice at any college?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 06:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am really interested in obtaining a degree in Criminal Justice so I can begin a career in law enforcement and possibly become a homicide detective. So can i get a degree at just about any college or university? Do I have to attend a special school designated for this degree? I know I may [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am really interested in obtaining a degree in Criminal Justice so I can begin a career in law enforcement and possibly become a homicide detective. So can i get a degree at just about any college or university? Do I have to attend a special school designated for this degree? I know I may seem stupid asking this but I&#8217;m only in high school and i need to know.</p>
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		<title>Did anyone happen to see &#8220;The World&#8217;s Dumbest Criminal&#8221; when&#8230;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 12:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The old lady grabbed the guy&#8217;s gun and he ran away? I couldn&#8217;t believe that! There was also on on that same show were a guy stuck two fingers under his shirt and pretended it was a gun to rob a store and the clerk pulled a gun on him and he tried to run [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The old lady grabbed the guy&#8217;s gun and he ran away?  I couldn&#8217;t believe that!  There was also on on that same show were a guy stuck two fingers under his shirt and pretended it was a gun to rob a store and the clerk pulled a gun on him and he tried to run away.  The clerk locked him in the store so he&#8217;d be arrested and the robber begged and begged and gave the clerk $10 and he let him go!  I couldn&#8217;t believe that either!  That was on last night.  I think it was the 5th installment of &#8220;The Smoking Gun Presents, The World&#8217;s Dumbest Criminals&#8221; on TruTv.  I was just wondering if anyone else saw it because it was too funny!  It was on last night kinda late.</p>
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		<title>Does anyone know if you can teach in Texas with a dismissal on your criminal record?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 07:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was recently arrested for a very stupid mistake on my part&#8230; forgetting to pay a check that bounced for $50!!! I have to go to court and although the charges will more than likely be dismissed since I have NO criminal background, I am still worried about my job. I am a teacher and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was recently arrested for a very stupid mistake on my part&#8230; forgetting to pay a check that bounced for $50!!! I have to go to court and although the charges will more than likely be dismissed since I have NO criminal background, I am still worried about my job. I am a teacher and am afraid I will lose my job because of this. I teach in Texas and am also new to the state so I do not know much about the law here. Even though it is such a small thing, it is still considered a crime of moral turitude. If anyone knows anything about this type of situation, I would appreciate the advice!! Thanks in advance!</p>
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		<title>Re: Kofi Totobi Quakyi, The Ghanaian Con Artist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 00:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Re: Kofi Totobi Quakyi, The Ghanaian Con Artist I wish to respond to the above captioned rejoinder. The article failed to address the issues I raised in mine. First, I do not have to use the name of the NDC Washington DC or Virginia to lend credence to my case. Second, I do not have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Re: Kofi Totobi Quakyi, The Ghanaian Con Artist</b><br />
I wish to respond to the above captioned rejoinder. The article failed to address the issues I raised in mine. First, I do not have to use the name of the NDC Washington DC or Virginia to lend credence to my case. Second, I do not have to be a member of the said chapters to say what I am saying.</p>
<p>Read more on <a href="http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=190355"rel="nofollow" >Ghanaweb.com</a><br/><br/></p>
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		<title>Why do democrats want to let criminal illegals to stay in this country??</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 12:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is wrong with our elected officials that they want to permit some illegals with criminal records to stay in this country?? Bad enough they are illegal yet alone also being a having a criminal record. Whats next give the violent offenders free passes too. Talk about being hard up for votes the democrats are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is wrong with our elected officials that they want to permit some illegals with criminal records to stay in this country?? Bad enough they are illegal yet alone also being a having a criminal record.  Whats next give the violent offenders free passes too. Talk about being hard up for votes the democrats are going all out on this one.  If the republicans are dumb enough to let it happen then we can forget about the futre. When those we elect choose to blindly give away our country we do not have a future.</p>
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		<title>Hide: &#8216;I couldn&#8217;t as leader defend him&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 08:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hide: &#8216;I couldn&#8217;t as leader defend him&#8217; Act MP David Garrett resigned today hours after party leader Rodney Hide told him he couldn&#8217;t support the under-fire MP because of an affidavit he had submitted to court over a passport fraud case.Mr Hide said the concerning aspect&#8230; Read more on The New Zealand Herald]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Hide: &#8216;I couldn&#8217;t as leader defend him&#8217;</b><br />
Act MP David Garrett resigned today hours after party leader Rodney Hide told him he couldn&#8217;t support the under-fire MP because of an affidavit he had submitted to court over a passport fraud case.Mr Hide said the concerning aspect&#8230;</p>
<p>Read more on <a href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&#038;objectid=10674180&#038;ref=rss"rel="nofollow" >The New Zealand Herald</a><br/><br/></p>
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