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		<title>Why Can&#8217;t I have a Friend Like This</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wish!  With the price of gas lately!  I could see getting away with it once but every Sunday?  Come on, thats just begging to be caught! SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. &#8211; For people in a West Virginia community, Madeline Jordan may have been the right person to know. She worked at a gas station — [...]]]></description>
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<p class="textBodyBlack">SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. &#8211; For people in a West Virginia community, Madeline Jordan may have been the right person to know.</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine"></span>She worked at a gas station — where, police say, she would re-set the price at the pumps every Sunday morning, and sell gasoline to family and friends for just a tenth of a penny per gallon.</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine"></span>The owner of the station says he noticed a significant drop in his income, and found receipts that listed the deeply discounted rate.</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack">Jordan is accused of defrauding her boss out of nearly $50,000 over the course of several months.</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine"></span>Also under arrest: Her mother, her brother, a cousin and two others. They were arrested after police set up a sting operation at the station in South Charleston.</p>
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		<title>Stupid Criminals</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Indonesian VP OKs Marijuana As Spice</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GrinningFool</dc:creator>
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<p>Cooks in parts of Indonesia &#8211; a nation that executes drug traffickers &#8211; say they use tiny amounts of crushed marijuana leaves or seeds as a spice in certain dishes.</p>
<p>Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, Vice President Yusuf Kalla said there was &#8220;no way&#8221; Indonesia would legalize or decriminalize marijuana as some countries in western Europe have done.</p>
<p>&#8220;It is all right to use it as a food seasoning, but it should not be fully legalized,&#8221; Kalla was quoted as saying by The Jakarta Post.</p>
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		<title>Ex-Marine Teaches Pickpocket a Lesson</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash. He immediately grabbed the person&#8217;s wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.</p>
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<p>&#8220;I guess he thought I was an easy mark,&#8221; Barnes, 72, told The Grand Rapids Press for a story Tuesday.</p>
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		<title>Pub becomes embassy to beat cig ban</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Landlord Bob Beech is getting round next week&#8217;s ciggie ban by turning his bar into an embassy for a remote Caribbean island. He claims the Wellington Arms in Southampton will be the only pub in Britain to allow smoking after Sunday &#8211; by becoming the UK base for tiny, uninhabited Redonda. Earlier this month a [...]]]></description>
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<p>He claims the Wellington Arms in Southampton will be the only pub in Britain to allow smoking after Sunday &#8211; by becoming the UK base for tiny, uninhabited Redonda.</p>
<p>Earlier this month a senior &#8220;attache&#8221; to its ruler named it as the UK consulate for the island, which is 35 miles off Antigua.</p>
<p>As an embassy, it would be classed as &#8220;foreign soil&#8221;, allowing smokers a haven &#8211; as well as VAT-free cheap drinks, reports The Sun.</p>
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		<title>300 Mockumentary &#8211; Goat Path Spartans</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
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