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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 06:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lil Wayne Robbed by Back Up Dancer (who got Caught) *Lil Wayne was caught in a frenzy this weekend when a thief posing as a back-up dancer robbed the rapper blind on the set of his latest video. According to local reports, Weezy was working on set with artist Porcelain Black at Citrus College in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Lil Wayne Robbed by Back Up Dancer (who got Caught)</strong><br />
*Lil Wayne was caught in a frenzy this weekend when a thief posing as a back-up dancer robbed the rapper blind on the set of his latest video. According to local reports, Weezy was working on set with artist Porcelain Black at Citrus College in Glendora, California when a number of valuable items including portable [...]<br />
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<p><strong>Owner of tech site MacTalk puts it up for sale</strong><br />
Australian technology site MacTalk is for sale, with founder and owner Anthony Agius seeking bids in excess of $ 125,000. Agius told Mumbrella: “After six years of running the site and three years full time, I want my life back.” MacTalk – which started life as AppleTalk Australia – offers an Australian perspective on Apple computers [...]<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://mumbrella.com.au/owner-of-tech-site-mactalk-puts-it-up-for-sale-39994"rel="nofollow" >MumBRELLA</a><br/><br/></i></p>
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		<title>The line on district basketball</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 06:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The line on district basketball   Let&#8217;s see … a win against a Class AAAA opponent has a weighted value of 1.3. A loss against an AAAA is a weighted 0.7.A win against an AAA is 1.1, a loss 0.9. AA: win 0.9, loss 1.1. A: win 0.7, loss 1.3.So you add the weighted wins [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The line on district basketball</strong><br />
  Let&#8217;s see … a win against a Class AAAA opponent has a weighted value of 1.3. A loss against an AAAA is a weighted 0.7.A win against an AAA is 1.1, a loss 0.9. AA: win 0.9, loss 1.1. A: win 0.7, loss 1.3.So you add the weighted wins (to get a team&#8217;s weighted win value) and the weighted &#8230;<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://articles.lancasteronline.com/local/4/353880"rel="nofollow" >Lancaster Online</a><br/><br/></i></p>
<p><strong>Stewart Mandel: Unfortunately, Alabama-Auburn rivalry has reached the boiling point</strong><br />
You can debate all you want about which college football rivalry is the biggest. The truth is, it&#8217;s whichever one your team is involved in. But the higher the stakes in a given game, the bigger the rivalry becomes to the rest of us, and for the past two years, none has loomed larger than Alabama-Auburn.<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/stewart_mandel/02/17/alabama.auburn/index.html?xid=si_ncaaf"rel="nofollow" >Sports Illustrated</a><br/><br/></i></p>
<p><strong>Now THIS, Yankee fans, is a scary thought</strong><br />
Yesterday, in discussing Albert Pujols, I wondered where he could go if he hits the market. Now I’m worried. I didn’t think he could go to Beantown, but Gordon Edes states how it could happen. Excuse me, I am feeling sick. I’m going to lay down now. P.S. Joe Sheehan of SI.com suggests the Yanks let CC opt-out, [...]<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://nationalsportsreview.com/sports/us/NewYorkYankees/2011/02/18/now-this-yankee-fans-is-a-scary-thought/"rel="nofollow" >The National Sports Review</a><br/><br/></i></p>
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		<title>Inuit students hop on the saddle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 06:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inuit students hop on the saddle A creature so commonplace in rural communities seemed almost exotic to a group of visiting exchange students on Friday. Inuit youth from Kangiqsualujjuaq, Nunavik, Quebec, had a chance to go horseback riding at T.J.[...] Read more on Chatham Daily News Question by Dookie Legs: What is more scary than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Inuit students hop on the saddle</strong><br />
A creature so commonplace in rural communities seemed almost exotic to a group of visiting exchange students on Friday. Inuit youth from Kangiqsualujjuaq, Nunavik, Quebec, had a chance to go horseback riding at T.J.[...]<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://www.chathamdailynews.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=2985906"rel="nofollow" >Chatham Daily News</a><br/><br/></i></p>
<p><strong><i>Question by Dookie Legs</i>: What is more scary than hillbillies? What &#8230;. Fox News maybe.. Humm.. is Fox News run by Hillbillies?</strong></p>
<p><strong>Best answer:</strong></p>
<p><i>Answer by George</i><br/>Do Not Go Canoeing With Them</p>
<p><strong>What do you think? Answer below!</strong></p>
<p><strong>Florida LB Neiron Ball Hospitalized With Burst Blood Vessel In Brain</strong><br />
Sam Greenwood &#8211; Getty Images View full size photo » Sophomore Florida linebacker Neiron Ball is in Shands Hospital&#8217;s ICU, where he&#8217;s undergoing treatment for what the school is referring to as a &#8220;congenital vascular condition,&#8221; after a blood vessel ruptured in his brain. Scary news out of Gainesville: Sophomore Florida linebacker Neiron Ball is in Shands Hospital&#8217;s ICU, where he&#8217;s undergoing &#8230;<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/2/16/1997230/neiron-ball-hospitalized-florida-gators-football"rel="nofollow" >SB Nation</a><br/><br/></i></p>
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		<title>Did reporter suffer stroke on live TV? Experts weigh in</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 06:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did reporter suffer stroke on live TV? Experts weigh in A Los Angeles reporter who mysteriously spewed incomprehensible gibberish during a live report at the Grammys has sparked wild speculation as to what caused her bizarre speech problem. Read more on New York Daily News Question by McFriend: Positive war news, drop in crude oil [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Did reporter suffer stroke on live TV? Experts weigh in</strong><br />
A Los Angeles reporter who mysteriously spewed incomprehensible gibberish during a live report at the Grammys has sparked wild speculation as to what caused her bizarre speech problem.<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/02/16/2011-02-16_did_reporter_suffer_stroke_on_live_tv_experts_weigh_in.html"rel="nofollow" >New York Daily News</a><br/><br/></i></p>
<p><strong><i>Question by McFriend</i>: Positive war news, drop in crude oil prices, shady DNC past&#8230;is this all good news for McCain?</strong><br />
Great news about the war&#8230;</p>
<p>Great trend downward in crude oil prices&#8230;</p>
<p>Scary news about Obama, Black Liberation Theology, tax &#038; spend craziness&#8230;</p>
<p>Does all of this add up to good news for John S. McCain?</p>
<p><strong>Best answer:</strong></p>
<p><i>Answer by Tom T</i><br/>No&#8230;.<br />
It really does NOT matter how you spin it John McCain is NOT going to be our next President.</p>
<p><strong>Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!</strong></p>
<p><strong>Deployment stirs range of emotions for 45th Infantry Brigade soldiers</strong><br />
With emotions ranging from concerns to excitement, 45th Infantry Brigade soldiers gathered with their families for a farewell ceremony in Oklahoma City.<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://newsok.com/deployment-stirs-range-of-emotions-for-45th-infantry-brigade-soldiers/article/3541426"rel="nofollow" >The Oklahoman</a><br/><br/></i></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 06:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mailbag: Potentially scary offseason Matt from Phoenix writes: Without a collective bargaining agreement, the Arizona Cardinals can&#8217;t trade for Kevin Kolb , sign Marc Bulger or improve their quarterback situation in any way. If there isn&#8217;t a new CBA in place before the draft, can the Cardinals really pass on taking a quarterback in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mailbag: Potentially scary offseason</strong><br />
Matt from Phoenix writes: Without a collective bargaining agreement, the Arizona Cardinals can&#8217;t trade for Kevin Kolb , sign Marc Bulger or improve their quarterback situation in any way. If there isn&#8217;t a new CBA in place before the draft, can the Cardinals really pass on taking a quarterback in the first two rounds? Mike Sando: It would be risky. The Cardinals are picking high enough, fifth &#8230;<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcwest/post/_/id/33213/mailbag-potentially-scary-offseason"rel="nofollow" >ESPN Blogs</a><br/><br/></i></p>
<p><strong><i>Question by &#8216;lil peanut</i>: Do you keep up on current events in the news or is it too depressing and scary?</strong></p>
<p><strong>Best answer:</strong></p>
<p><i>Answer by shadow79812002</i><br/>i used to ,but any more i,m afraid to turn it out ,because i,m afraid of what i might hear</p>
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<p><strong>Article: LA County Probes Playboy Mansion Illness Reports</strong><br />
Health officials on Saturday were investigating complaints of respiratory illnesses that a media report said affected dozens of people after a fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles that was part of a larger conference.<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://preview3.accesshollywood.com/news/la-county-probes-playboy-mansion-illness-reports_article_43740?__source=rss%7Cnews"rel="nofollow" >Access Hollywood</a><br/><br/></i></p>
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		<title>Teens need supervisor at mall&#8217;s &#8216;Family Night&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 06:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teens need supervisor at mall&#8217;s &#8216;Family Night&#8217; TUPELO &#8211; Scores of malls across the country have adopted policies requiring teens to be escorted before being allowed to enter, and starting March 4, The Mall at Barnes Crossing will join them. Read more on Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal Question by Jack M: Does this news article [...]]]></description>
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TUPELO &#8211; Scores of malls across the country have adopted policies requiring teens to be escorted before being allowed to enter, and starting March 4, The Mall at Barnes Crossing will join them.<br />
<i>Read more on <a href="http://nems360.com/view/full_story/11377948/article-Teens-need-supervisor-at-mall-s--Family-Night-?instance=special_coverage_bullets_right_column"rel="nofollow" >Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal</a><br/><br/></i></p>
<p><strong><i>Question by Jack M</i>: Does this news article scary you?</strong></p>
<p>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071126/ap_on_el_pr/nv_ron_paul_brothel_1;_ylt=AhMBs3aWMLqiTvdrjTJrvunubuRF</p>
<p>Is he just doing anything to get money? Who else has endorsed him? Please educate me!<br />
Great answers!<br />
I guess I should have asked should we really accept this type of business in America? Does it make America better? Should a presidential candidate really accept donations from this type of business?  (Please I am not attacking Ron Paul I would just like to here your answers to the question)</p>
<p><strong>Best answer:</strong></p>
<p><i>Answer by schazjmd</i><br/>I don&#8217;t hold candidates responsible for those who support them &#8212; it&#8217;s not like they get to choose who&#8217;s on their team, like dodgeball.</p>
<p><strong>Give your answer to this question below!</strong></p>
<p><strong>Mike Miller Misses 3 on Final Possession, Celtics Hold On for 85-82 Win Over Heat</strong><br />
Final: Celtics 85, Heat 82. OK, now it&#8217;s over. Mike Miller misses the final shot with the game on the line, and the Celtics have survived a scary comeback attempt from LeBron James and the Miami Heat. The C&#8217;s hold on despite their captain and leading scorer, Paul Pierce, managing just one point. They get 19 from Kevin Garnett, 16 from Glen Davis, and a triple-double (11-10-10) from Rajon Rondo &#8230;<br />
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