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They really will arrest you for overdue library books. Who knew?

By Penelope on Friday, August 22nd, 2008 | No Comments

GRAFTON, Wis. – A Grafton woman has been arrested and booked for failing to pay her library fines. Heidi Dalibor, 20, told the News Graphic in Cedarburg she ignored the library’s calls and letters as well as a notice to appear in court. Still, she was surprised when officers with a warrant knocked on her [...]

Former Beauty and the Cloned Pitbulls (and the Mormon Abduction)

By GrinningFool on Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 | No Comments

This is an awesome story and perfect for funnyweirdnews.com! It has is all: sex, crime, scary, dumb and kinda funny! The moral of this story is don’t date former beauty queens!! Wacko! At first it seemed a straightforward example of the oddball stories which emerge during the long, slow, news days of high summer. A ‘Californian woman’ [...]

Cops Vs. Python

By GrinningFool on Monday, April 21st, 2008 | No Comments

Bad snake, bad snakes, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when the police are coming for you!!!! EUGENE, Ore. – A pet store owner is calling a police sergeant a hero for saving her from the coils of a 12-foot Burmese python doing its best to turn her into a meal. Teresa Rossiter had reached [...]

Bears Gone Wild! Dancing That is!

By GrinningFool on Sunday, April 6th, 2008 | No Comments

Grizzly bears are getting their groove on, and new hidden cameras are giving scientists a window into the secret lives of these dancing bears. This is no circus act. Between 2005 and 2007, Kate Kendall of the U.S. Geological Survey and her colleagues took video footage of black and grizzly bears doing what looks like [...]

Diapered Monkey on the Loose

By GrinningFool on Sunday, April 6th, 2008 | No Comments

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) – A diaper-clad monkey who escaped from his Orlando home is in the custody of animal control. Orlando Police said the monkey escaped through a window Friday and was sitting on top of a wall near a condo building. When passerby’s tried to catch the monkey, he charged at them, forcing them [...]

Texas Rancher arrested for selling snake vodka

By GrinningFool on Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 | No Comments

You gotta love people from Texas! After living there for a few years, I totally can believe this story. SANTO, Texas – A rattlesnake rancher who calls himself Bayou Bob found a new way to make money: Stick a rattler inside a bottle of vodka and market the concoction as an “ancient Asian elixir.” But [...]

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