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Prosecutors cannot find God

By GrinningFool on Thursday, July 12th, 2007 | No Comments

A Romanian convict’s legal action against God has failed – because prosecutors could not find Godâ€™s address. Pavel Mircea, from Timisoara, who is serving a 20 year sentence for murder, launched legal action against God two years ago. In his legal claim he stated: “God and I closed a contract when I was baptised and [...]

Man With Headache Finds Bullet in Head

By GrinningFool on Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 | No Comments

A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head. St. Lucie County Sheriff’s deputies initially thought Michael Eugene Moylan had been hit by a stray bullet, but later realized the couple’s story did [...]

Inmates Cover Hole With Pancake Batter

By GrinningFool on Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 | No Comments

Police said inmates used pancake batter and toothpaste to cover a hole they made to allow a female inmate to slide into the next cell and join a male inmate. Now steel plates are being added to the Missouri jail’s interior walls. The hole at the Scott City Jail was discovered this weekend, said police [...]

Dad digs up 50ft war bunker

By GrinningFool on Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 | No Comments

Green-fingered Andy Lewis started clearing his garden – and found a 50ft x 30ft bunker. Andy, 36, and partner Fiona Marks, 27, came across a manhole while digging and removing shrubs, reports The Sun. They lifted the lid to find a ladder to a room littered with old coins, food tins, a child’s doll – [...]

Long Island Hosts Blind Baseball Tourney

By GrinningFool on Monday, June 25th, 2007 | No Comments

The ball beeped, the bases buzzed and the fans didn’t cheer in this version of the national pastime. Four teams of blind baseball players turned out Saturday for a round-robin tournament on Long Island. “This reminds me of when I could see and played in Little League,” said Ted Fass, founder of the host Long [...]

Alien lawyer’s first case

By GrinningFool on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 | No Comments

A lawyer who landed an out-of-this-world job defending people who have suffered at the hands of aliens has started his first major case. Former industrial law specialist Jens Lorek announced last year he would defend those whose close encounters with outer space visitors left them physically and mentally shattered. Now he has his first client [...]

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