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		<title>Man Tries to Rob Bank With Toy Gun</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
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Monday morning is such a great time to drink coffee and reflect on the really, really stupid things people did over the weekend.

In Florida, William Jerry Strickland Jr. didn't fool...]]></description>
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		<title>X-Rated Fiddler on the Roof</title>
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The first adult movie my parents ever took me to was Fidler on the Roof, and as Jews who came to America via Russia, they wanted me to be proud...]]></description>
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		<title>Bestiality, Scatology and Penile Self-Mutilation: How Low Can We Go?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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After I reported late last year on Diane Sue Whalen, an Oklahoma woman who allegedly...]]></description>
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		<title>Jacko&#8217;s Nose Is Falling Off (Not Again!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Police Arrest Modern Day &#8216;Ma Barker&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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In the 1930s, the woman known as "Ma Barker" masterminded one of the great criminal enterprises of the era, earning a spot on the FBI's "Public Enemies" list, along with...]]></description>
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		<title>Finailly! A Bra That Lifts, Separates, and Repels Bullets!</title>
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If you thought bulletproof breastplates were just for Wonder Wooman or Xena: Warrior Princess, you haven't seen what they're wearing at Japan's Triumph Inspiration Award 2009 competition.

You don't have to...]]></description>
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