Do anyone have any “dumb criminal stories” to tell ?
by on Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 | 5 Comments
I just heard where a guy was arrested for breaking into a jail. (lol) How do you get caught breaking into a jail. A convict escaped and went to gas station and got 14 cartons of cigarettes. He was caught sneaking back in the jail. How stupid can one be? Do you have any that worse?
Once upon a time…
There was this one chick who was trying to rob a store by buying a candy bar with a fake $1,000,000 dollar bill.
She actually go arreseted for it.
A guy tried to rob a tire shop.
The attendant on duty tells the robber, “the manager has the money & hasn’t come in to work yet.”
The robber gives his cell number to the attendant & tells him, “call me when the manager starts work.”
When the manager comes in, the attendant calls the robber via cell phone as instructed, tells him the manager is at work.
Lo & behold, the robber comes back to the tire shop & is arrested.
This is a true story!
i think this one is insane,,this guy in jail took out one of his eye balls to get out of jail,he truly pulled it completely out,and then he ate it..and then later took the other one out and ate it too,he stabbed his wife and child and cut their hearts out,,this is so true,,isnt this gross,,here is the link if you want to see him,,this man is so sick,,it freaks me out,
http://www.azstarnet.com/sn/hourlyupdate/275231.php
We had a group of inmates doing that for a while in a jail that I worked at. They were discovered when a cop walked into a stop and shop and recognized the inmate buying alcohol and ciggies. We also had a guy break out of jail and hail a cab for his getaway car. He didn’t jack the car, but actually paid the fair. Of course, he was back in jail that same night. This same guy also broke a window in the lobby of the jailhouse right next to the front door, which is unlockable from the inside since he was in a non-secured area. Cut himself pretty bad.
Another braintrust robbed a bank, then stopped at the nearest gas station to fill up their getaway car.
Yet another idiot fleeing the cops jumped in a milk truck to escape. He cut quite a path through town in his attempt to evade over powered police interceptors.
I could tell these all night.