Do you have any stupid criminal stories?
A woman wanted to hire a hit man to kill her husband. She had heard of the term “contract killing.” So when she found the hit man (an undercover police officer) she asked him to sign a contract with the amount that she was offering him. Truth is stranger than fiction. She was found guilty. Two beer drinking good old boys tied a chain to a ATM machine and pulled it out with their pick up truck. They dragged it through town with sparks flying everywhere. A would be bank robber checked out two banks before robbing one. He took some stationery from the first back and used it to write the hold up notice on the backside when he went to the other bank.When he showed the teller the note, the teller told him that he could not accept a hold up note on stationery from another bank, and that he should try the bank across the street. The robber thanked him and walked out and back to the first bank where the police were waiting for him.
no, but i have a good tequila story
I recall an episode of COPS where an officer pulled over a guy on suspicion of DUI. The cop asked the subject if there were any drugs in his car, and he said no. The thing is he had a joint behind his ear. The cop took it and showed it to him. The look on his face was priceless.
Now, this is true:
I was at a local bar one night last fall drinking. This guy comes in carrying an urn and sits down next to me. He says: “See this? It’s my sister.” And holds the urn in my face. The bartender cuts him off without even serving him, and he leaves. I stay a while and have a few more drinks. When I leave, I see emergency lights flashing in the vicinity of my place. I approach all nonchalant and come upon an accident scene. It was the guy with the urn from earlier. He had crashed his car into the utility pole directly behind my home and was yelling that he didn’t have anything to do with it.
Man breaks into a bar and steals the safe. He can’t lift it, so he drags it all the way home. The police follow the trail of scrape marks in the sidewalk to the man’s house, where they find him sleeping. The safe is there right next to his bed.
How about that woman who killed her husband and had the door nailed shut and went on with her life for like 3 years like nothing was wrong with her dead husband in the bed.
She had kids and everything,I guess she killed him by mixing poison with his spaghetti sauce.(Don’t get any ideas ladies).
Women usually use poison to kill,their weapon of choice.
I guess it started to smell and she was finally caught.
I’ve got a link that you would find interesting,it is called the “peculiar postings page”..lot of funny stuff on it and you can search for stories that go back a few years also. ha ha
I don’t know about stupid, but weird is the correct slogan when it comes to Santa Cruz, CA. Yesterday, a man was arrested for the sexual abuse of a horse.
Ummmm….is tha how Centaurs are made?
Here’s the link: http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/ci_15208806?IADID=Search-www.santacruzsentinel.com-www.santacruzsentinel.com