Comments on: Do you have any stupid criminal stories?

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:16:19 +0000

I don’t know about stupid, but weird is the correct slogan when it comes to Santa Cruz, CA. Yesterday, a man was arrested for the sexual abuse of a horse.
Ummmm….is tha how Centaurs are made?
Here’s the link: http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/ci_15208806?IADID=Search-www.santacruzsentinel.com-www.santacruzsentinel.com

By: Dfirefox

Dfirefox — Mon, 17 May 2010 00:58:10 +0000

How about that woman who killed her husband and had the door nailed shut and went on with her life for like 3 years like nothing was wrong with her dead husband in the bed.
She had kids and everything,I guess she killed him by mixing poison with his spaghetti sauce.(Don’t get any ideas ladies).
Women usually use poison to kill,their weapon of choice.
I guess it started to smell and she was finally caught.
I’ve got a link that you would find interesting,it is called the “peculiar postings page”..lot of funny stuff on it and you can search for stories that go back a few years also. ha ha

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 17 May 2010 00:20:45 +0000

Man breaks into a bar and steals the safe. He can’t lift it, so he drags it all the way home. The police follow the trail of scrape marks in the sidewalk to the man’s house, where they find him sleeping. The safe is there right next to his bed.

By: DisGracedale NA II

DisGracedale NA II — Sun, 16 May 2010 23:21:27 +0000

I recall an episode of COPS where an officer pulled over a guy on suspicion of DUI. The cop asked the subject if there were any drugs in his car, and he said no. The thing is he had a joint behind his ear. The cop took it and showed it to him. The look on his face was priceless.
Now, this is true:
I was at a local bar one night last fall drinking. This guy comes in carrying an urn and sits down next to me. He says: “See this? It’s my sister.” And holds the urn in my face. The bartender cuts him off without even serving him, and he leaves. I stay a while and have a few more drinks. When I leave, I see emergency lights flashing in the vicinity of my place. I approach all nonchalant and come upon an accident scene. It was the guy with the urn from earlier. He had crashed his car into the utility pole directly behind my home and was yelling that he didn’t have anything to do with it.

By: tirebiter

tirebiter — Sun, 16 May 2010 22:22:42 +0000

no, but i have a good tequila story