Does anyone know any dumb criminal stories?
10 points for the best story!!
Here’s one:
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H & J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from seven different weapons. No one else was hurt.
Awesome story
I read about a criminal who was trying to rob a convenience store. He walked in, went to the refrigerated case, took out a 6 pack of beer and took it to the counter. He was asked for ID, took it out, then brandished a weapon and demanded the cash, he took the cash and the beer and left his ID behind.
A bank robber in San Diego didn’t realize that the bank was just down the street from the FBI and DOJ offices. He also didn’t realize that it was their pay day. When he announced the hold up he was met with about 40+ guns in his face.
Yes, my Brother in Law was busted for Meth, Pot, and was given probation. He is doing the same thing again. I hope he get’s caught again.
How about the one where a borderline retard gets elected president via a rigged election, starts two wars resulting in hundreds of thousands of deaths, none of which as anything to do with the terrorist attacks on the USA, then manages to get himself elected again. He’s the biggest & dumbest criminal of all.
on youtube.com
look up “how to rob a liquor store”
its hilarious
FLASHER ARRESTED ON NUDEST BEACH
A Palmdale man has been arrested on suspicion of flashing his way across San Luis Obispo and Pismo Beach after authorities hunted him down at, of all places, a nude beach.
San Luis Obispo County sheriff’s officials say an Atascadero police dog found 39-year-old Patrick Dodenhoff on Thursday hiding in the brush at Pirate’s Cove.
The secluded private beach several miles south of San Luis Obispo is known for nude sunbathing.
Dodenhoff is being held in a county jail without bail on suspicion of indecent exposure, possessing a stolen vehicle and allegedly violating his parole.
I can beat that… possibly.
A couple of miles from me there was a guy trying to break into a house. Now, these windows had like… a big one on the bottom and a small narrow window on the top.
This burglar saw that the top window was a bit open so thought he could climb through it (which is quite a tight squeeze). Anyways, he made it through but caught his shoelace on the outside part of the window – As he was hanging down.. Inside the house, he could not reach his feet – He was found, the next day still hanging on the window.
So… I dunno, was he dumb or just very unlucky!?
Stu
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